Feb 05
My girlfriend and I were in bed about to fall asleep, but she complained that she wanted to be little spoon. So, being the nice guy I am, I agreed and turned to be big spoon and what does she do? Farts on me and laughs.
— Rough Love - “Fart” (via collegehumor)
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Feb 01
Furby Getting High Off of Sharpie Pen
I can’t feel my nonexistent hands.
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