Mar 09

Not happy…

Feb 05

quote My girlfriend and I were in bed about to fall asleep, but she complained that she wanted to be little spoon. So, being the nice guy I am, I agreed and turned to be big spoon and what does she do? Farts on me and laughs.

Feb 03

Beyonce is fucking sexy. Lol

Feb 01

collegehumor:

10 Ways To Reject A Guy

Just talk to her, bro. What’s the worst that could happen?

Feb 01
shelteredheart:

What book is this?

shelteredheart:

What book is this?

Feb 01
collegehumor:

Furby Getting High Off of Sharpie Pen
I can’t feel my nonexistent hands.

collegehumor:

Furby Getting High Off of Sharpie Pen

I can’t feel my nonexistent hands.

Feb 01
Jan 30
Jan 30
What do you think?

What do you think?

Jan 30
True.

True.